Welcome to the
classics of 
Emulation
All material on this page is meant to be a satire on the recent
craze of emulation authors quitting their projects, and whining
to the public and blaming them.
It is as much of a crying shame that these guys quit their
promising projects as hearing them whine about people being mean
to them.
<sniff><sniff> is not a
copywrited trademark, feel free to use it anytime you hear these
guys whine publicly
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Today marks a new day in the emulation community It is time you Mother F&*#ers realize we don't need your sh*t. Tolerance of whining and crying and bitching about people being mean to you should have went out with the systems you tried to emulate. We don't mean to hurt anyone in particular, just show everyone that there is humor in your stupidity. We're Closed |
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we'll return.............(maybe) a day." "But the again..... (MAYBE) we won't." No updates, just promises just like normal. Well I guess it had to come..... "
I was taking a shit this evening and decided that me
masterbating is no longer of public concern. As far as I
am concerned UltraHLE has nothing to do with
masterbation, and I will be masterbating over the source,
roms and all the documentation I have, (they will be
soiled by the time you receive this e-mail). Also, the unRealityMan
nick is, as of this e-mail, terminated. No doubt some
people will say that I am full of shit, and this is yet
another smoke screen or yet another delay. But to be
honest, I have had enough of people watching me
masterbate over the new webcam, getting fucked in my
asshole, people biting at me, calling me names, making me
put out GUIs without working code, and just the mean
words that I have received from people that do not even
know me personally<sniff>
or who have seen my work. HLE is dead now because I
crossed my fingers and got a few roms to work. I
will miss many of the people I have met on the
#masterbation channel on IRC, and I will stay in contact
with a select few but this is it for me. I have a family
that knows I have a masterbation problem, and a new life
to consider now. Jagulator will continue privately
as a GUI that has no intention of actually running any
ROMS. This is the final statement I am making so if
you want to post it then do so. ."
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